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[08 Jul 2005|12:33am] |
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My new friends only banner XD Comment to be added but that doesnt mean you will be.
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[23 Jun 2005|08:23pm] |
Comment to be added. But that doesnt mean you would be~~
Just reposting it cos i keep posting stuff public so people can find this sign
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[06 Jun 2005|08:28pm] |
o lazy to tag friends so just going to list my current 5 fav song
Cage [DeG] comeon who can Not like this song??
Aint Afraid to Die [DeG]
Pink Spider/ hide!!!!!!!
doubt/hide!
Zan/DeG XD
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[30 May 2005|07:28pm] |
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read about the 2 assignments for digital essential.. really cool XD the first one you have to do a cd cover for your favourite band and the second one is a 12 page mag abt urself and the things that inspire you XD
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[19 Apr 2005|09:45pm] |
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hide museum is closing!!!!!!!!!!!! 25 sep 2005.... it is like wtf...
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[19 Apr 2005|12:33am] |
found this on a fanfic i was reading
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were on a camping trip. As they lay down to sleep, Holmes looked up at the starry night and said, “Watson... tell me what you see.”
Watson also looked into the sky and said, “I see thousands and thousands of stars.”
“And what does it tell you,” Sherlock wanted to know.
His response was a long, logical one, “Well... Astronomically, it tells me that there are billions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow... what does it tell you?”
“Watson you idiot!” Holmes shouted. “Somebody stole our tent!!”
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A transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US navy ship and Canadian authorities of the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
Us Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees South to avoid collision.
CND (Canadian) reply: Recommend you diver you course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.
Us ship: This is the captain of a US navy ship. I say again, diver your course.
CND reply: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Us ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER US CORAL SEA, WE ARE A VERY LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!!!
CND reply: This is a lighthouse, your call.
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The Colorado State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and to be on alert for bears while in Dillon, Breckenridge, and Keystone areas.
They advise people to wear noise producing devices, such as little bells, on their clothing to alert but not startle the bears unexpectedly. They also advise you to carry pepper spray, in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity.
People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have bells in them and smell like pepper spray.
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Jack had a near-death experience that changed his life forever. One day, Jack went horseback riding. Everything was going fine, until the horse started bouncing out of control. Jack tried with all his might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when he thought things could not possibly get any worse, his foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, he fell head first into the ground. His head continued to bounce harder and harder, and the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as he was giving up hope and losing all consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged it.
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In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On Nytol Sleeping Aid: “Warning. May cause drowsiness.” One would only hope.
On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.” As opposed to what?
On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.” I gotta admit, I’m curious.
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A woman had a fight with her husband so she ended up walking on the beach, fuming, while her husband was in the city.
As she walked along the shoreline, she noticed something gleaming in the water so she walked over and picked it up.
It was a magical lamp. So she began rubbing it and poof out came the genie.
“I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman smiled, “Ok I want-”
“Wait. I’m just going to let you know. Whatever you wish for, your husband receives double.”
“What?!” the woman screamed. “That is SO NOT FAIR!!!!!”
The genie just shrugged.
The woman thought about it and finally decided. She really needed some things anyway, “I want a million dollars.”
poof
In front of her appeared a million dollars, but somewhere in the city, two million dollars appeared before her husband.
“I also want a mansion.”
poof
Right there on the beach was a nice mansion overlooking the sea, but somewhere in the city, her husband received two mansions.
“Wait, so whatever I wish for, my husband receives double?”
“The genie nodded.”
“Ok then. Genie, I want you to scare me half to death.”
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A pastor died and went to heaven.
When got there, he was given a mansion. A really nice mansion. Nice and big, and very well furnished.
An angel was giving him a tour of heaven, he saw that a taxi driver had a castle.
Turning to the angel he asks, “Why does a taxi driver have a castle while I have only a mansion?”
“Well,” The angel responded. “Tell me. What happened when you preached.”
“People were saved! Well... some people left... and some people... slept... but still! Some people were saved!” the Pastor answered.
The angel shrugged and said, “Yes, when you preached, people slept. But let me tell you, when this guy drove, everyone prayed.”
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A man was interested in purchasing a horse, so when he saw the sign “HORSE FOR SALE” on a church, he immediately went in and bought it.
Walking out and talking with the pastor, the elderly man blessed him and helped him onto the horse, “Now sonny, before you can ride, you need to know the commands for this horse.”
“To make it trot just say ‘Hallelujah.’ To make it gallop, say ‘Praise the Lord,’ and to make it stop just say, ‘Amen.’”
With that, the old pastor left.
Excited to get started, the young man said, “Hallelujah!” The horse’s trot was steady, but he wanted to go faster, “PRAISE THE LORD!!!!”
The horse ran fast, and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster until the young man spotted that they were going to run off a cliff.
Because he was so terrified, he forgot all the commands and just went to praying, “Lord. Please... save me! AMEN!”
The horse stopped, merely inches away from the edge of the cliff.
Filled with thankfulness and relief the man threw up his arms and shouted, “Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!”
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I asked the children in my Sunday School class, “If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?”
“No!”
Then I said, “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”
Again the answer was, “No!”
“Well,” I continued. “Then how can I get to heaven?”
A five-year-old boy shouted, “You gotta be dead!”
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about the solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was, not surprisingly, a huge failure. Because:
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.[so true]
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lolx i kept laughing hahaha
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[16 Apr 2005|01:52am] |
after seeing an article on the newspaper abt donating bone marrows, i have the sudden urge to donate..not money of course... i bit influenced by hide just a tinni weeny little bit...
there is bone marrow, blood ,platelet and organ donation
so far i can only do blood donation with concent from my parents
bone marrow at 17
platelet at 18
pledging of organs at 18 too
was at the FAQ thingy for the organ donation.. and they have rather amusing stuff like this:
Will the donor feel any pain if his/her organs are donated?
No, the person is dead and no longer feels pain.[LMAO]
and for the cornea donation only the lense is removed not the whole eye
in singapore only can donate ur heart, lungs, liver, kidney,cornea and bones.. i dun wanna donate my bones lolx
in other countries you can also donate ur pancreas, blood vessels, heart valves, intestines, tendons and ligments[htfdysi?]
lolx maybe ne~~
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[01 Apr 2005|11:33pm] |
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[23 Mar 2005|05:17pm] |
You Are 22 Years Old |
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Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
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You Are A Loyal Sidekick |
While you aren't the most visable one in your group...
You're always up for a good time or conversation
And you stick with your friends no matter what
You may feel underappreciated - but it only seems that way! |
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[15 Mar 2005|12:00am] |
Monday March 14, 10:17 PM
Bookstores rent out comics to teenagers containing explicit sexual content
SINGAPORE : Some local bookstores are selling or renting out comic books containing sexually explicit content to students.
A parent told Channel NewsAsia her teenage daughter started having sexual fantasies after reading such comics.
On the covers, they look just like any other romance comic books.
But what the books contain shocked the mother of a 16-year-old daughter.
Madam Tan said: "There is nudity and love-making scenes. The themes revolve around falling in love, sex and there is no other value in the content."
Mdm Tan, who did not want to be identified, said her daughter had picked up the book from a comic book shop at a shopping mall in the west.
What got her worried was when her daughter's diary entries later revealed she wanted to imitate the acts of some characters in the comics.
"If she hadn't controlled herself and did what she fantasised, what kind of person would she be? What would the consequences be?" Mdm Tan asked.
A MediaCorp News reporter visited the shop and arranged for a secondary school student to pretend to buy the comic books.
"The shopkeeper knew there was sexual content but he did not ask for my identity card or my age. I was able to buy or rent the comic book," the student said.
"If there's an age limit, say 18 and above, as with the movies, then we will feel safe allowing our children to visit such stores," Mdm Tan said.
The comic books cost between $2 and $5, and are easily found at neighbourhood comic bookstores.
The Media Development Authority said comics which contain nudity, coarse language or explicit violence are banned.
Under the Undesirable Publications Act, anyone who rents, sells or exhibits obscene comics can be fined up to a maximum of $10,000 or jailed up to two years or both.
More than 1.5 million publications are imported every year.
To facilitate their clearance, imported publications, including comics are screened by the importers in accordance with the guidelines issued to them by the Media Development Authority (MDA).
The importers are expected to consult the MDA when in doubt.
The guidelines on comics are stringent as these publications target the young.
Hence, comics are disallowed if they contain nudity, coarse language, sexual scenes and explicit violence.
The MDA is supportive of the need to protect children from comics with offensive content and would advise parents to supervise the reading materials of their children and to contact the MDA at 6372 2807 if they come across undesirable comics.
Such feedback is important and useful as it helps the MDA to monitor the situation and take appropriate action.
The MDA conducts regular checks on bookshops to ensure that publications comply with their guidelines.
Locally published comics are also regulated through content guidelines.
A publisher may have its permit cancelled for breach of the guidelines. - CNA
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_|_ fuck off la.. we like cannot izzit?? but only some shops put the 18 and above sticker...
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[08 Mar 2005|12:31pm] |
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cleared my com of spywares XD
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[02 Mar 2005|09:49pm] |
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who are the stupid pple who deceided to have the internet only admission thingy??!!! can even get into the application page
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[02 Mar 2005|08:54pm] |
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changed the wallpaper to count cain <3 but you cant see the sheep cos the wallpaper too big so best viewed at full screen means press F11 XD
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[25 Feb 2005|04:56am] |
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just read finish akkan baby. sooo ncie!!! XD it is very funny and very touching!! it is about this couple who are sex friends and very idiotic dense and moronic lolx in a funny sort of way. shigeru the girl gets pregenant and got alot of trouble . the way they solve them is funny yet touching lolx should read XD i cry and laugh and cry hahaha
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[24 Feb 2005|09:52pm] |
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i like the dolls by Volks, custom house and luts XD
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[23 Feb 2005|05:56am] |
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blah... i am sooo jealous >_< suddenly everyone is getting their SDs >_
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[10 Jan 2005|02:25pm] |
January 27th is the birthday of Lewis Carroll, author of ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND. Alice fell down a rabbit hole into a place where everything had changed and none of the rules could be counted on to apply anymore. I say, let's do the same: January 27th, 2005 should be the First Annual LiveJournal Rabbit Hole Day. When you post on that Thursday, instead of the normal daily life and work and news and politics, write about the strange new world you have found yourself in for the day, with its strange new life and work and news and politics. Are your pets talking back at you now? Has your child suddenly grown to full adulthood? Does everyone at work think you're someone else now? Did Bush step down from the White House to become a pro-circuit tap-dancer? Did Zoroastrian missionaries show up on your doorstep with literature in 3-D? Have you been placed under house arrest by bizarre insectoid women wielding clubs made of lunchmeat?
Let's have a day where nobody's life makes sense anymore, where any random LJ you click on will bring you some strange new tale. Let's all fall down the Rabbit Hole for 24 hours and see what's there. It will be beautiful.
For consideration: this only works if you spread the word, of course, but three and a half weeks is forever in LJ Meme Time.
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[08 Jan 2005|02:40pm] |
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In memory of Reita ;_;
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[08 Jan 2005|02:21pm] |
i think i just realized why my com was giving me trouble... some one put in the battery the wrong side... i took it out when my com did not want to switch on last week..
where my money earned and saved is going into::
reita ni
7280 hp.. is it correct? the lipstick hp
japan trip fund
bass
guitar
gifts fund
clothes fund
extras::
childred sized yellow heart[so kawaii]
new com
spurging fund
anime fund
j-rock fund
image fund
fine dinning fund
thats all i guess
6th of jan is the official spurging day
7th of jan is the official Reita memorial day >_<
31 dec is the official first day of work day
i cut my hair again .. now it is shorter infront and and somewhat hideish/punkish cos i was wearing my hide shirt lolx feel like bleaching it... it looks better but dunno why most people say it looks horrible... >_<.. bought wax and hair spray..
i got a new bag...
gotta go to work later... i earn 5 bucks an hour so far i worked 3 days... so earned about.. 65-70.. althouth my work hrs says 6-11 but normally it end earlier.. next week working more.. and i hope to work as much as roy who went to the interview the same day as me... he works everyday except saturday... feb i have to find another job cos magarita's closes in feb for its annual holiday... working tmr too.. which means i would have earned 100 buck.. but there is still cpf... so only $80?..>_< ganbatte~~
reita...*cries*
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[16 Nov 2004|12:20pm] |
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Wahahahhahaha sooo happy!!!! this proves that i am a genious in disguise!!! ohohohoho lolx i managed to fix my com by myself cos my good for nothing bro nv do anything about it XD hahahah i am sooo cleaver hahahha llalalla
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